**** piss **** **** ********** ************ **** fart turd and ****.....? Yeah, i listen to Blink 182 too much but What's Up Yahoo Answers?? |
| Got updated completely. |
Why does yahoo answers sensor my language? Aren't we mature enough to read words like:
****, ****, ***, *****, cock, dick, ****, pussy, clit, ****, asshole, and many variations of each?
Don't you have to be of the age of majority to use yahoo answers?
This question is just to humour myself and see which words were actually sensored... and to see if anyone feels me. |
| Exactly. I don't know why the **** yahoo ******* censors our god damn ************* *********** words. ****. |
Stupid **** ex-boyfriend!? Right so the short version of this story is me and my boyfriend broke up and then the next day I went to his place to pick up my stuff and I walked in on him f**king some tart.
The long version (and better version) is this:
So I come home one day and my boyfriend is acting all nice and kind, which is not normally like him. He said he loved me so much and kissed my cheek. I was really impressed with the way he was being so romantic. Anyway we started to make out and we were on the couch (in our undies) when I find something behind the couch. It was a triple d lacy bra. Now I'm a size c so I freaked out and started yelling at him. Hes said it wasn't him but who else could it be? I said I saw the way he looked at this slut in our neighbourhood. She wears tight tips, has huge **** and wears short mini skirts with no panties! So we broke up.
The next day I went to his place to get my stuff. I used my key and was planning to leave it on the table when I left. His car wasn't there so I let myself in, I really did not want to talk to him. So then anyway I went to the bedroom and I heard this kind of panting. I walked in and he was against the headboard ******* that slut. She was yelling "Harder, Harder" and he was shouting back at her "It's so good to have real hot steamy sex for once" she said "shut up and ram your cock into me" and he said" How could I keep it out of your hot pussy?' and he ****** her harder then he ever ****** me. So I ran out of the room.
Now 2 days later he came to my flat and told me he wants to get back together with me. About halfway through his speech of how much he's grown he gets a text and says he has to go. I followed him and he went to the alley behind the supermarket and she's there. He starts ******* her again! After 2o minutes he leaves to try and find me again. How much of a **** is he???
My question is how do I get my revenge??? |
| You do with someone else just like he did with her! This would be the revenge. Go for it. All the best! |
What percentage critical mass of female politicians will it take to water down the misogyny that's so awfulnow? *****. Whore. Stupid. Hot. Disabled. Shrill. Mean Girl. Hag. Diva. Ice Queen. Slut. ****.
I mean, come on, if about half or more were women, wouldn't this get old really fast?
Botox queen. Prune. Airhead. ****. Asz.
etc... |
| I agree. If more women were in politics those slanderous words would lose their kick with lesser minds. |
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So tell me what you think? |
| You suck @ss |
MEN ONLY NO WOMEN: Why dont men like tall women? Me, Im close to five ten, 127 pounds...I think I look great. But I m sick of men only going for short girls (like under five seven) Just because Im tall doesnt make me any less female, I have a **** and **** alright, but it seems like like you only go after the midgets. Even you tallll mengo after the really short ones and ignore the tall ones, even we are shorter than you...WHY???
this is not a question about personality or attitude either, I just dont get why tall women get ignored...I get all the looks and stares...BUT NOTHING. |
| Nonsense! A tall woman is the best woman! The fit is better when walking and dancing together, and of course, for other things. |
I caught my dad watching porn! Help what do I do!!!!!?? I am 12 and i was on the computer one day. I went to the history and meant to click on a website for me and i clicked on a really disgusting porn website. I figured it was a pop-up because we used to get them ALL the time. But i got a little suspicious so every time i go to my dad's house i check the history. It's about the 15th time i have caught it on the history. I caught it the other day. He is on sick levee and I was over his house. I found more and deleted it. Then i clicked on Google 5 minutes ago and saw he looked up "****", "****" and really other disgusting stuff. I found stuff like this on his laptop before and figured that somebody else used it. But now that I am older, I understand. He is happily re-married ( i hope ) and it worries me that he could be cheating on my step-mom. Should i tell my step-mom or keep it to myself? HELP! |
watching porn is NOT the same thing as cheating. watching porn doesn't LEAD to cheating either.
the "have sex with somebody new and near you" thing is something that always pops up when you search anything about porn or sex.
it is completely normal to watch porn, especially a grown man. i'm pretty sure most men do this. there's nothing wrong with it.
it's your dad's private business. i know it really freaks you out to think of him looking at it, but he is a grown man, and grown men watch porn. it's not something you should be snooping around in, and you should stay out of his history on his computer. that's not right. he'd be embarrassed to know you're snooping through what he's been looking at.
just LET IT GO and stop snooping. and for the love of all that is holy, STAY OUT of his marriage. do not start something over PORN. it could get blown out of proportion, or misunderstood somehow. you don't want a huge argument between them over something so unimportant.
your dad's marriage is HIS business, and you really need to stay out of it.
if you MUST say something, talk to your DAD. don't go behind his back (again) and talk to your stepmom, because you don't even know what's really going on.
chill out, stop snooping, and stay out of it! it's normal and perfectly okay.
even if he was cheating, there's nothing you can do about it. and you certainly wouldn't want to be in the middle of something like that by being the one to start the drama. it's not healthy. i don't think your dad is cheating. but even if he was, you don't KNOW that for sure. so leave it alone. or just talk to him. |
How can i get my girlfriend too? so my gfs new to sex and shes bugging me about how she's shy
i want to bite her **** but she does not let me
i want to her to lick my dick she's tried from the days work
should i dump her but the whats stoping me is she make my dick hard
all plays out there pls help?
how do i get in this girls **** |
Justin....she has the ****, so she makes the rules.
Sin |
Jealously in relationships? do u ever get jealous when u see your partner checking out another man/woman. Example:. every night i go out with my bf he stares at girls boobs. he is actually embarrassing. it really pisses me off! its not like im ugly with no **** or bum i should be enough for the **** to look at!(not being big-headed) do you ever feel like me? (im not being paranoid) |
| Jealousy is a terrible thing.You either trust your b/f/or you don't.I would think that 99% of men look at other girls or women.Best thing is to make a joke of it.Just say "What has she got that I havn't"I used to be very possesive and jealous but got over it by putting all my trust in my partner and just treating it as one of those things that normal peope do.I bet you look at other boys,but perhaps not so obvious that anyone else notices. |
What would happen if? If your mams **** were so big they exploded and the milk went all over your face because she is a fat whore ***** cow ************ dick **** sucking prostitute. |
| You would have no chin |